Spider-Man “Fired For Inappropriate Behavior”
By James Johnson

Fans of the Marvel Cinematic Universe were shocked yesterday when they learned Marvel Studios gave the character back to Sony. The decision to leave follows a few months after the super-hero broke up with his girlfriend MJ. But now it has been claimed that the departure from the universe and the breakdown of his relationship went hand in hand after an “inappropriate relationship” with a woman in the universe: Pepper Potts.

“Spider-Man had an inappropriate relationship with an older woman,” a source told 2G1. “Happy Hogan found out and was angry because he’s close friends with Pepper so of course, he confronted her.” Now that the widow has been outed sleeping with an underaged boy, the billionaire housewife is angry.

Marvel Studios executive Kevin Feige also got wind of the alleged relationship and reportedly made the decision to boot Spidey out of the MCU.

“Kevin has no patience for that kind of behavior” the insider added.

While Spider-Man has yet to comment on the new claims, he did admit in previous interviews that his philandering might have upset people.

“It would be nice to be one-pointed and not spread so thin sometimes,” he told The Daily Bugle. “I think where I’m going is to really streamline and be much more specific in balancing things a little bit better than I have in the past.”

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