Obi-Wan Kenobi Returns In Disney+ Series … PROBABLY
By Oliver Klothesoff

It seems that Obi-Wan Kenobi will be drinking space scotch, buying deathsticks, cutting off alien arms, and lying to friends once again as Ewan McGregor has signed his Ewan McGregor on a contract for an all new Star Wars Disney+ series.

Made up rumors about Obi Wan returning to the big screen have been circulating since McGregor said he’d like to return to the character and someone subsequently went on Reddit, twenty seconds later, saying McGregor was DEFINITELY returning to the franchise.

According to the twenty three different separate sources 2G1 has at Lucasfilm, Disney is set to announce the news at next week’s D23. Kathleen Kennedy will be in attendance but we’ve heard she’ll be cleaning out garbage cans.

Now this is just speculation on my part, but I imagine the series is going to be called STAR WARS: Obi-Wan – A Day In The Life. Six sources who I just made up have confirmed that the pilot episode will have Obi Wan talking to Jawas about his past adventures. No flashbacks, just Ewan on a sandcrawler. UTINI!

Episode 2 has Obi Wan having to run to the store in Anchorhood before his drinking buddy Bob “Tusken” Raider comes over for dinner. Problems arise when the only store is shut down by the Imperial Board of Health.

Learn more about this amazing new series at D23. Unless, of course, they don’t announce it. But we’ll worry about that when we get there.

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